Wednesday, April 4, 2007

CHENGUIN PASSED AWAY THIS MORNING

This is Chenguin's daughter. I bring devastating news.

My father passed away last night after suffering a massive relapse.
We are distraught.
We dont know what to do. He was everything to us.
Except his wife Ikshaiushka. She's met someone else already.

The doctors said it was a combination of his heavy drinking for perestroika week, and his accident with the door. I will leave this blog up for a week as a memorial to his memory.
Please feel free to leave any condolences.

RIP Дорогого Отца. Мои груди огромны.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i knew Chenguin. He was a good friend, but we lost touch. Sad to hear he has died.
so long, comrade.

Anonymous said...

we miss you buddy. keep drawing up there in cartoon heaven.

Anonymous said...

ich weinte und schrie für Sie gestern. Dann traf ich jemand auf dem Bus und sie bildeten Liebe zu meinem anus.

ich plane zu heiraten mein neuen Mann am Montag. er hat eine grössere Penis als chenguin und rundere Testikel.

RIP chenguin.
but life goes on and i need my rudes.

Anonymous said...

comrade chenguin will be missed here in the kiev. he had sex with my daughter and got her pregnant but i forgive him. that abortion bill costed us our home and we now live in a hostel, but downsize was what we needed.
he was an honest man.

rest in peace, you crazy bastard.

Trenistaasia said...

i miss my father dearly.
this is chenguin's daughter.
i will no longer post under his name. i have created my own account.

Anonymous said...

i miss hims dearly. i'm pregnant with his kid and so is's my mother and miy daughter. the rouge!
all 3 of us miss him

Anonymous said...

We all miss him in my village. Pregnancy has fallen by 74% in our village since that crazy fool passed way, he did.

soon our schools will have to close, they will.

the farms too will have to close.

at least the animals and cattle no longer walk with busted asses anymore, they dont. but no more chenguinhuman-calves to carry on the farm livestock. sadness.