WE ARE RAISING MONEY FOR CHENGUIN'S FUNERAL

His body is starting to smell up the place and the dog and cat keep gnawing at him.
please help us raise 15 Hryvnias (approximate $2.95) to find him a descent burial place. i know it is a lot of money. we raised 3 Hryvnias, and thats 6 months wages for us.

Its either that or we sell his body to local hospital for experimention.
he would not have liked that.

Let us respect and honour his memory.

мои лобковые волосы наполнены дерьмом мыши.

CHENGUIN PASSED AWAY THIS MORNING

This is Chenguin's daughter. I bring devastating news.

My father passed away last night after suffering a massive relapse.
We are distraught.
We dont know what to do. He was everything to us.
Except his wife Ikshaiushka. She's met someone else already.

The doctors said it was a combination of his heavy drinking for perestroika week, and his accident with the door. I will leave this blog up for a week as a memorial to his memory.
Please feel free to leave any condolences.

RIP Дорогого Отца. Мои груди огромны.

CHENGUIN HAS SUFFERED A MAJOR STROKE

This is Chenguin's daughter. I have devastating news.

My father was rushed to hospital last night as he suffered some kind of major stroke.
He wont be back for a while. I pray he makes a full recovery. This is his 5th stroke this year.

Any get well fast messages would be enormously appreciated.

я надеюсь, он doesnt, умирают. если он делает, я продолжу ярость.
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its been 6 hours and not ONE message of support or get well fast wishes?
I guess my father wasn't so popular after all.
Thanks a bunch everyone.

сосите мои груди